I'm not a model or a porn star.
I don't own 27 assorted dildos in all shapes and sizes.
I don't have huge fake tits and I can't swallow a cucumber.
I should probably just get a regular job like a normal person.
Let me be your bb.
***For entertainment purposes only. (Not available for meeting, dating, weddings, or bar mitzvahs.)
~~~NO Skype shows!!~~~
*I don't argue in chat. I mute immediately. Anything you want to say, I've heard before and I know what's coming.
*If I ignore/mute/block you, it means you annoy me, make me uncomfortable, or contribute nothing to my chat. Possibly all three simulatneously. Sorry it had to be that way.
*Don't lurk in my room waiting for something to happen. Trust me, nothing is going to happen.
***FANTASIZE AT YOUR OWN RISK***